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Digger
7/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Digger… woah. There is genuinely no way to write a review worthy of this film without diving into spoilers, so consider this your warning: this review is absolutely not for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet. Seriously. Shield your eyes. Close the tab. Go watch the movie, process whatever the hell you just experienced,…
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Practical Magic 2
5/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Practical Magic 2 was fun. I honestly don’t remember much from the first film. Not because it wasn’t memorable, but because I have a horrible memory. Yet, I was still able to enjoy this one without remembering the original plot. It was fairly easy to tell when the film was making a nod to the…
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Resident Evil
6/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Zach Cregger has done it again, this time taking a beloved franchise and bringing his creative genius to the horror that unfolds on screen. An architect of unforgettable horror sequences, Cregger delivers a take on Resident Evil that feels refreshing, exciting, and incredibly promising for the future of the franchise. It’s messy. It’s adorable. It’s…
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Coyote vs. Acme
5/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 There are moments in cinematic history when audiences help change the course of a film, and Coyote vs. Acme feels like a true triumph considering we nearly never got the chance to see it. For me, finally watching the movie was especially rewarding because I was one of the first people at San Diego Comic-Con 2025…
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The End of Oak Street
6/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 The End of Oak Street is what you get when you mix Jurassic Park with Jumanji. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia, terror, comedy, and pure cinematic chaos. It is an absolute must-see. I don’t want to spoil much of the adventure because discovering just how wild this movie gets is most of the fun. This is…
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The Odyssey
7/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Christopher Nolan has done it again. The Odyssey is an astonishing cinematic spectacle—one that left me breathless more times than I could count. Between the incredible performances, surreal practical effects, monumental scale, and sheer ambition behind every frame, this feels like one of those rare blockbusters that becomes more than just a box-office success. It’s…
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day
7/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Spider-Man: Brand New Day is one of those films that gets better every time you watch it (I’ve seen it three times so far). There are so many subtleties woven throughout, some of the best acting to grace a Marvel/Sony film, and enough emotional and visual depth that I genuinely think this movie will…
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Toy Story 5
5.5/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 I’m a little late to the game with this review, mostly because I was looking through my camera roll and suddenly realized I completely forgot to write it. Oops! Toy Story 5 is a pleasant and surprisingly meaningful story that transcends generations to deliver a message that feels important for all of us: don’t let devices…
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The Invite
7/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 The Invite is a great film that is extremely stressful, seriously funny, and deeply human. The all-star cast might be the best ensemble I’ve seen all year. Seth Rogen, Olivia Wilde, Penélope Cruz, and Edward Norton are perfectly cast, and the intimacy of spending nearly the entire film with just these four characters makes…
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Supergirl
5/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 I don’t get what’s going on. Here we have another strong film that people aren’t showing up for, and I really hope that changes over the holiday weekend. Supergirl is visually fantastic, full of imagination, texture, and scale, even if the story itself does have some noticeable issues. First, the visuals. Craig Gillespie packs so many…