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Scary Movie 6
5/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Scary Movie 6 is not for everyone, and honestly, that might be exactly why it works. This movie feels made for the OG fans, the ones who grew up with the franchise, know the horror references, and appreciate when a joke goes completely off the rails. It is definitely not mainstream, but for horror fans,…
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Masters of the Universe
5/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 While the hype is real and I definitely found it to be a fun ride, two big things stood out to me. First, why was there no barrier in the cop car when he grabbed the sword? Second, why did we not (dare I say it) get more Skeletor scenes? I get that…
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The Mandalorian & Grogu
6/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 People are mean… that’s what I have to say about the haters, because this film rocks! It feels exactly like what it was meant to be: a summer blockbuster with characters we love saying goodbye to a series we loved. It was action-packed, overloaded with cuteness, and had one of the best scores I’ve…
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The Devil Wears Prada 2
7/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 I loved it so much that I’ve seen it three times in theaters. I’ll admit, I have a strong bias: anything with Lady Gaga is automatically a perfect 7/7 disco balls for me. But even without her, The Devil Wears Prada 2 holds up as a strong, charming sequel to a cultural phenomenon. The film is…
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
6/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 I don’t know what the haters were talking about because The Super Mario Bros. Movie was almost exactly what it needed to be: a bright, funny, fast-paced ride through some amazing IP. It fully embraces the Nintendo universe, packing every scene with little references, visual details, and Easter eggs that true fans can appreciate. The…
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Michael
6/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Michael healed something in me. Hearing so many of my favorite songs from childhood in a theater with great sound was an incredible experience. I found myself dancing in my seat alongside the people around me, and I honestly do not think I have ever had a moviegoing experience quite like that. Jam after jam,…
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Mother Mary
6/7 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 I was not expecting this film to become what it ultimately became. I am not sure if I read the marketing wrong or if the film was intentionally positioned as a bit of a bait and switch, but I ended up loving it as an art film. That said, it is not a…
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die
4/7 🪩 🪩 🪩 🪩 I really wanted to like Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die more. The trailer had me intrigued, and with Sam Rockwell involved, I thought this would be a home run. Unfortunately, it feels like the movie lost some of its magic in the editing room. Like Weapons and other films that split the story…
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Project Hail Mary
7/7 🪩 🪩 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩 Project Hail Mary was such a pleasure to watch. Having read most of the book before seeing the film, I was really curious to see how the version in my head would compare to what ended up on screen. Overall, I think the movie absolutely did the book justice. I would…
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Hoppers
6/7 🪩 🪩 🪩🪩🪩🪩 Hoppers was a pleasant surprise. What starts out as a fun, classic comedy suddenly transforms into a chaotic adventure filled with emotion, meaning, and a surprising sense of transcendence. The movie really takes off about halfway through, and from that moment on it becomes something much bigger than you might expect. It’s…